yinx:

june has had enough

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

yugoswagic:

hot guy at target bagging my bra

cuteandsarcastic:

a hot guy bagging my bras at target

mormatmayhem:

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

Thanks asshole.